What is a good Halloween joke?

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  • What is a vampire's least favourite food? Stake (Steak)
  • Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have any guts.
  • How do you stop a skeleton from laughing? Take his funny bone away.
  • What is a vampire's favourite fruit? Neck-tarines.
  • What subject in school do witches do best at? Spelling.
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What is a good Halloween costume for a 13 year old girl?

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What is a good quick 12 year old girl costume for Halloween apart from a ghost?

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I would say- seven cheer leaders, like a squad. Seven people who has the theme of luck. (The number 7 is a lucky number) or anything you can make =D!

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What is a good Halloween costume for a 12-year-old girl?

You and two friends could be the pink ladies from Grease. You could be a dead cheerleader i's a lot cooler. You could be a movie star and a friend could be your agent. Another friend could be the Paparazzi. Being a bumble bee is another idea. Other ideas are: a witch an animal, like a cat or a pe...

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What is a good Halloween Costume for a 10 year old girl?

It depends on what you like and your opinion. But on halloween, I see a lot of 10 year old girls dress up as Witches, Princesses, Vampires, Barbies, Pirates, Super Heros, Nerds, Angels, Devils, Gothic People, Jail People, etc.

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